A secret manuscript. An unbelievable story. A slightly unexpected, and entirely unknown author. All of this leads to a tale told in first person by a college freshman whose life of boredom in a single-stoplight-town turns quite suddenly into an intergalactic adventure through the stars!  

Returning home from college to discover that nothing has changed and nothing probably will, the author ruminates over the future and the likelihood of it being boringly terrible. This all changes in the blink of an eye…well two large eyes, outside the window…staring in. Soon an adventure is launched through space to the planet X@X (pronounced Zax) to save the residents from a purge and the planet from destruction. Obviously, this adventure has all been planned by the Queen of the Cosmos on the orders of Wonder Wasp the prophesying insect. Both of whom are exactly as you would imagine yet not entirely as described! Now it’s up to the author, his new friend Qarl (not Carl!), and a host of interesting aliens to travel the universe to Hob and convince The Great Leaders, Asdf and Jkl, to spare X@X from destruction. 

Will the author survive the trip across the universe? Will the pleas of a human actually convince the all mighty rulers to reverse their destructive decision? Will the author ever make it back to that middle-of-nowhere town? And most importantly, will that be the end of the story?

Start reading ‘here’ to find out!