One Butt Cheek at a Time
Gert Garibaldi's Rants and Raves: One Butt Cheek at a Time
One Butt Cheek at a Time
Amber Kizer
GERT GARIBALDI ISN'T ONE OF those people who believe high school is the best part of life. She has a whole notebook full of rants about high school, and she's fully aware of how ridiculous the experience is, thank you very much. Gert just wants to survive the next three years, one butt cheek at a time, with her best friend, Adam, by her side - and maybe Luscious Luke attached to her lips. With a stapler. Or something. But muddling through isn't even as easy as it seems - there are geriatric parents to deal with, Homecoming festivities (admit itÑthose words just sent a little chill down your spine), crushes, ed (both sex and driving), and potential new boyfriends - for both Gert and Adam. Frank, funny, and totally unique, Gert's ready to pull on the Pants of Life and start dancing.

Book Details

Genre: 

  • Fiction
  • Humor
  • Romance

Age Level: 

  • 12 and up
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Have you ever watched the Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer Christmas special when it comes to that time of year? And when Rudolph learns to walk, everyone starts singing "Put one foot in front of the other...." Well this is Gert Garibaldi's philosophy, only she changed the words up a bit. Live life one butt cheek at a time, and you will get through it. Gert has been living for almost sixteen spanking years, and life is still complicated.

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