This book was very hard to get into and boring to read. After a very slow moving beginning I began to think the book was dull. Then the middle spiced things up a little body wise but the ending was too far paced and the whole book was a blur of events that just seemed to lure readers away ; not attract them. There were many points in the book that fooled the reader into the climax of the story but good tricks are always revealed. My Life As A White Trash Zombie also had some colorful language not suitable for younger children. Overall this book was ok but not recommended for readers who hate sappy stories about tough life.