From Amazon.com:
H.E. ELLIS:
WHO I AM:
* I am a mother of three.
* I live in a farmhouse in rural New Hampshire.
* I am a writer.
WHO I AM NOT:
* I am not Jodi Picoult. Jodi Picoult writes about love and loss and hope. My writing has all the finesse and subtlety of a dead blow hammer swing. And three times the word "boner."
* I am not a pre-menopausal soccer mom torn between the brooding Edward Cullen or the dangerously sexy Jacob Black. I am Team Sully Erna. Always.
* I am not an Eric Clapton fan. He knows why.
WHAT I'D LIKE TO BE:
* I'd like to be accepted as the Adult Swim watching, muscle car loving, foul-mouthed metal head I am instead of the New England Catholic school girl I was raised to be.
* I'd like for men to stop trying to trick me out of my 1968 Chevy Impala because they think I'm too estrogen impaired to appreciate it.